Big Sky Euro

i try but my fast is mean, and steals my money i will kill my fast and bring it back to life so its thankful, a fresh start

qUE?

My fast and I go way back....waaaaayyyyy back...

I would, but my fast (the plastic rabbit dude from the commercials) is in the mail somewhere. I'll post pics of him when he arrives. I'm sure he will piss my wife off...just like the commercials.

I got one for christmas, and he thinks we are slumming it in the MK1 Rabbit. Constantly complaining that I can't shift as fast a a DSG, not enough boost, rides too rough, blah blah blah. I told him he needs to know his roots. He's a punk ass.

Tell him to STFU and look and see the 50% weight gain he has put on in the 2 decades. Maybe he wouldn't be round then. I need to make sure not to talk to mine too much when he gets here. People will start to talk.

50%!!?? you are being very nice to your fast. I weigh in at under 2000 lbs, what does your MkV weigh??

P.S. Stage 1 of projekt kegerator complete.

Roughly 3200. 50% was a little modest. MKIV stock is about 3000. And they said the new MKV was all about being "nimble"....I don't think there are 2000 lb production cars any more. Hell, I prob have 400 lb in just SRS air bags....another few hundred in support beams for crash safety...modern and safe but not quite the spirit of the MKI.

ooooo....you move the intercooler to the front on the frig and put CAI on it yet?

Well if by all that tuner mumbo jumbo about intakes and such, you mean I got hte faucet plubed through the door, then yes.